Siapa penerus Jokowi?

Penerus ya, bukan sekedar pengganti.

Kalau ada orang, yang menurut anggapan orang banyak, sangat bahkan paling pantas untuk dicalonkan menjadi Presiden namun tidak diCapreskan oleh partainya sendiri, kemungkinan besar dia akan diCapreskan oleh pihak lain. Kalau ini terjadi, apakah orang ini disebut tidak loyal atau bahkan, kasarnya pengkhianat? Kalau ada orang yang mengatakan demikian, kemungkinan orang itu tidak punya akal sehat.

When Putin was late for school

When Putin was late for school, the teacher punished the whole class for being early.

When Putin's phone rings in the theater, they pause the movie.

Doctor: "You have Cancer". 
Putin: "Tell it, it has two weeks to live".

When Putin looks in the mirror, there's no reflection because there is only 1 Putin.

When Putin was born, he named his parents.

Russia didn't choose him, he chose Russia.

Putin Arriving at Foreign Country's Airport:
Customs Officer: "Occupation?" 
Putin: "No, just visiting."

Putin calls 911 to ask what is their emergency.

Putin built the hospital in which he was born.

This guy never flushes the toilet, he just scares the shit out of it.

When Putin was born, he slapped the doctor for not crying.

When Putin didn't go to school, the school declared it is a Holiday.

Stop calling him Russian James Bond. James Bond is British Vladimir Putin.

When Putin creates an account, the terms and conditions agree with him.

When Putin coughs, Covid wears a mask….!!!

*_hahaha Putin gitu loh_* 

A WORTH READING RELIGIOUS JOKE.

I went to an Inter-Religion Integration Seminar. 

The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!”

I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.

The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!

I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me.

The Mullah came, took my hands and said, “Insha Allah, you will walk today!”

I snapped at him, “There’s nothing wrong with me”

The Hindu sadhu came and said "Beta, you will walk on your legs today."

I said "Babaji - nothing wrong with my legs"

The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said, “By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!”

I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me.

After the Seminar, I stepped outside and found my bicycle had been stolen. 

*I BELIEVE IN ALL RELIGIONS NOW...*

Then Mo Salah came ...Liverpool: _*You never walk alone*_

😅😅😅😅😅😅